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Dievas Reaper: The Deathly Hallows

Sunday, June 19th, 2011

The Dievas Reaper

Day, upmarket watch-shop. An unsuspecting watch executive is alone and cleans watch-display cases with a cloth, blissfully unaware of what is to happen next.

Suddenly, lightning strikes the front entrance. A dark cloud appears in the store. Time seems to stand still as The Grim Reaper steps out of the cloud.

Sales-Exec (alarmed): Wha… What?! I’ve not done anything wrong!

Grim Reaper: Mortal…

Sales-Exec (blabbering): Look man, I have a family…a family! I’ve got a wife, kids! My parents are old… take them instead!

G.R.: Mortal.. look, are you even listening to me?

Sales Exec: (In tears): I’m too young! I’ve not fulfilled my dreams! I wanted to go to China and teach homeless Pandas to read…

G.R: (losing patience) Ok shut up! All I want is to buy a watch!

Sales Exec: Wh..what? (more…)

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